Comments from the kindergarteners.......

You never know what you're going to hear in kindergarten......so here are two of the funnier ones!!

Student: "Ms. Miller? Can I play with the farm animals? I'm done."
Me:  "Of course! I'll hand them to you."
Student: "I only need the boy horses."
Me (who should have been thinking!): "How are you going to sort them?"
Student: "The boy horses have penises."
Me (with a shocked expression on my face): "Ok!"

That one sure shocked me! lol! 

This one took place between one of my students and the art teacher.  It was a long day in my room!


Student:  "I don't know why my teacher's mad at me."

Art Teacher:    "Maybe she just needs a break from you."

Student:  " I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, ....................  ....................  ........................................  .................................

....      grounded."

 

Art Teacher - gasping stifled laughter